I got this off my friend Megan's blog.  It is funny because I have had a few conversations with friends about how it is so easy to feel inadequate as a mom.  I am somewhat A-Type personality and expect myself ( but not others) to be perfect. When I am not, which is about 95% of the time, I get hard on myself.  It is funny because I don't notice others mistakes much so why am I so hard on myself??  Well when I saw this it made me laugh and realize that some of the things that I expect to be perfect are so utterly ridiculous.  Enjoy, I hope it makes your day!!
 The Girl in a Whirl by 'Dr. Sue' ( a.k.a.. Vickie Gunther) 
Look at me, look at me, look at me now! 
You could do what I do 
If you only knew how. 
I study the scriptures one hour each day; 
I bake, 
I upholster, 
I scrub, 
and I pray. 
I always keep all the commandments completely; 
I speak to my little ones gently and sweetly. 
I help in their classrooms! 
I sew all they wear! 
I drive them to practice! 
I cut all their hair! 
I memorize names of the General Authorities; 
I focus on things to be done by priorities. 
I play the piano! 
I bless with my talents! 
My toilets all sparkle! 
My checkbooks all balance! 
Each week every child gets a one-on-one date; 
I attend all my meetings (on time! Never late!) 
I'm taking a class on the teachings of Paul, 
But that is not all! Oh, no. That is not all 
I track my bad habits 'til each is abolished;
Our t-shirts are iron ed! 
My toenails are polished! 
Our family home evenings are always delightful; 
The lessons I give are both fun and insightful. 
I do genealogy faithfully, too. 
It's easy to do all the things that I do! 
I rise each day early, refreshed and awake; 
I know all the names of each youth in my stake! 
I read to my children! 
I help all my neighbors! 
I bless the community, too, with my labors. 
I exercise and I cook menus gourmet; 
My visiting teaching is done the first day! 
(I also go do it for someone who missed hers.
It's the least I can do for my cherished ward sisters.) 
I chart resolutions and check off each goal; 
I seek each "lost lamb" on my Primary roll. 
I can home-grown produce each summer and fall. 
But that is not all! Oh, no. That is not all . 
I write in my journal! 
I sing in the choir! 
Each day, I write "thank you's" to those I admire. 
My sons were all Eagles when they were fourteen! 
My kids get straight A's! 
And their bedrooms are clean! 
I have a home business to help make some money; 
I always look beautifully groomed for my honey. 
I go to the temple at least once a week; 
I change the car's tires! 
I fix the sinks leak! 
I grind my own wheat and I bake all our bread; 
I have all our meals planned out six months ahead. 
I make sure I rotate our two-years' supply; 
My shopping for Christmas is done by July! 
These things are not hard; 'tis good if you do them; 
You can if you try! 
Just set goals and pursue them! 
It's easy to do all the things that I do! 
If you plan and work smart, you can do them all, too! 
It's easy!" she said 
and then she dropped dead.